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Paisley Shirts appear on "I Would Write A Thousand Words" - CD Volume 2 in a series of tributes to the Television Personalites, compiled and released through The Beautiful Music in Canada. Our contribution is the version of The Dream Inspires which was previously available on the long out of print He Didn't Even Draw A Fish On My Shower Curtain compilation. You can buy this CD from The Beautiful Music's web site.
Horse Machine Video (11MB wmv) - keep on that train!
(produced and directed by Lord Magick)
Other News - The story of Roman Cabbage Vinyl, Lord Magick, Paisley Shirts and more is told at Notorious Buss Brothers.
Paisley Shirts are:
- Jed - Vocals and synthesiser ramblings
- Ron - Guitar, electronics etc. (also a member of Leven's finest punk rock band PATROL)
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Sorry Sold Out (1991?)
Roman Cabbage Vinyl - Grey 6 LP
Track: "David Hockney's Diaries"
50 Copies - hand painted sleeves. No sleeve notes, each track is introduced by Joe Foster of TV Personalities. |
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For All The Girls We've Loved (1992?)
Roman Cabbage Vinyl - Grey 5 7" EP
Tracks: "Suzanne"; "Love Song For Annie"; "Julia Dream"; "Sad Mona Lisa"
This exists only as a few test pressings. There were technical problems with the pressing of the "Mona Lisa" track. |
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He Didn't Even Draw A Fish On My Shower Curtain (1992)
Mermaid Records - Mirabell 001 CD & Booklet
Track: "The Dream Inspires" (2.6mb MP3) we also play through the Bonus Track
This CD comes with an A5 booklet in a printed plastic sleeve - a very nice little package.
There are 20+ tracks on the CD by bands such as: Jowe Head & The Househunters; Deep Freeze Mice; Bartlebees; Kitchen Cynics; Jody & The Creams etc. |
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Lord Magick's Revelation (1992)
Roman Cabbage Vinyl - Grey 16 7" Blue Vinyl (single sided)
Track: "Revelation"
This is Lord Magick & The Paisley Shirts From Hell - LM on lead vocal, Jed on backing vocal and me on everything else. The sleeve states that the first 5000 copies are in blue vinyl, but with LM nothing is as it seems. |
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Tribute To Daniel Johnston Vol. 2 (1994)
Little Teddy - Lite 714 7"
Track: "Fate'll Get Done"
Four track tribute single, with other tracks by McTells, Fellow Travellers, Yukio Yung. Probably still available. |
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Horse Machine (1994?)
Pulsebeat128 - 7" (single sided)
Track: "Horse Machine" (3.9mb MP3)
Video: "Horse Machine" (11MB wmv)
Fan club only release - 666 numbered copies. Features LM on vocals and synthesiser, Jed on backing vocals & synthesiser, me on the rest. As the Lord says, "for me it's the ultimate classical" track! This also appears on the forthcoming Lord Magick CD, with 60+ minutes of other rock madness, including some of the rare "singles club" material. |
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Desert Storm (1993/4)
Whitey W Davis - WWDC 493 Ltd LP and Blues Factory - Howlin' Wolf 1 Ltd 2xLP (single sided)
Tracks: "Horse Machine"; "Street Machine"
The Lord Magick album (in 2 ultra limited versions - different sleeves artwork etc). The PS feature on two tracks and much as I hate to argue with LM (when I'm sober), I was also involved in the writing of the lyrics to these tracks.
"Horse Machine" is the single version and "Street Machine" features LM on vocals and me on the rest. These tracks were recorded during a period where we were all snowed-in. Leven was cut off from the rest of the world for a couple of days - it still didn't make the recordings sound tuneful. |
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Candybars (1995)
Little Teddy - 2x7"
Track: "Weather's Changing"
A first! An original PS tune! This is a 60 second psych/jazz/folk-rock classic, wedged between 27 other (1 minute) tracks by artists such as: TV Personalities; Jowe Head; Yukio Yung; Kitchen Cynics etc. |
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La Grande Illusion (1996)
Rover Records - ROV000 7" flexi
Track: "Stack Of Dreams"
Another original PS tune! This time sharing a single sided flexi with "Bubble Bus" and given free with La Grande Illusion fanzine. The disk is a hand numbered edition of 500 - from our friends in Japan. |
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Starring Nao (2000)
Rover Records - ROV010 Cassette
Track: "Stack Of Dreams"
This is a 21 track compilation of artists who have appeared on Rover releases and is limited to 250 numbered copies. The cassette features the full length version of "Stack of Dreams", with the complete rambling guitar solo! |
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If I Could Write Poetry (2005)
Beautiful Music - BEAUTY 005 CD
Track: "Sad Mona Lisa"
"Fixedish" version of the track that was recorded for the ill-fated "For All the Girls We've Loved" EP. This is a 20 track tribute to the Television Peronalities with stuff from Nikki Sudden, The Thanes, Bartlebees, Biff Bang Pow and loads of others. You can buy it direct from The Beautiful Music. |
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I Would Write A Thousand Words (2007)
Beautiful Music - BEAUTY 015 CD
Track: "The Dream Inspires"
A reappearance of the track originally released on the long out-of-print "He Didn't Even Draw A Fish On My Shower Curtain". This is from a 20 track tribute to the Television Peronalities with stuff from Nikki Sudden, BMX Bandits, Swell Maps and loads of others. It is Volume 2 and companion to the "If I Could Write Poetry" tribute. You can buy it direct from The Beautiful Music. |